The
Decider
Machine

How does The Decider Machines's AI algorithm work?

First, The Decider Machine puts your choices through a Natural Language Proccesing unit in order to abstract your thoughts into a machine readable format. Second, this machine readable data is used to query various databases like wikipedia, Google Scholar, and IBM's Watson. Finally, the results are graphed in euclidean space and a solution is choosen using integral calculus with transcendentals.

Really?

Nah, it just picks a choice at random.

The Decider Machine is for people who have trouble making up their mind. Use the + and - buttons to add more choices. Click on decide and your choices will be put through The Decider Machine's complex AI algorithm to find the best decision.

Deciding

The Decision has been made.
Follow the decider machine's advice, or bad things will happen.